HI, Thank you for your feedback. I would just like to respond to your comments; the kitchen/bathroom arrangement is very difficult to portray properly in a photo as I am sure you can appreciate. There is a lot more detail and photos on our website. I am afraid that again the nature of the building means that spiders are in residence and cobwebs are regularly removed as is the dust, but I will have a word with our cleaner. The hot water was very unfortunate and I am sorry it went cold on you. There is no wi-fi at the moment due to the fact that we have limited broadband, although we have been promised superfast in the next month (we have been promised this for the last two years - so we will see). Can't help the phone signal I'm afraid - again this is stated clearly on our website.