Luxe 2 bedroom apartment with comfy living area, 60 inch Smart TV, free Netflix & Wi-Fi, breakfast goodies & private courtyard. Quiet, central location. Equally suitable for couples or families. Much more than the usual accommodation experience.
1. Rather than read the riot act, Mr Macauley would rather just say he appreciates, in advance, his visitors respect and care for the apartment. Thank you for treating it as you would your own home. If you have a messy, beat up home, then please treat it much better than you would your own home.
2. While we encourage you to have an amazing time at the apartment, we do ask you to keep noise down to a considerate level after 10pm to respect our neighbours. So – no wild polka music at midnight please.
3. Please make sure the apartment is secured at all times. For your convenience two sets of keys are provided.
4. No pets are allowed, with the exception of Capybaras and Stick Insects on the proviso they are house trained.
5. Smoking is not allowed. Inside or in the courtyard. The end.